Oh come all ye ridiculous! Don you now your hilarious apparel! Yup, it's finally December! Haul out your holiday gear and let's deck those halls!

Yes, it will be the usual Burning Man Happy Hour: Zero behind the bar, burner drink specials, meeting new friends and generally hob-nobbing with old friends. And possibly introducing some burner-curious folks to the whole concept!

BUT it will also be an Ugly Sweater Contest! Wear the bells and the blinkies, the dreidels and menorhas, the Santas and the Rudolphs and the elves on yourselves! We will have a few winners: the crowd favorite, the MOST amusing and the truly ugliest. We can figure out which, of those three, will go home with the big $100! But everyone's a winner! Because wearing laughable ensembles is awesome!

Show up after work hours -- whatever they are anymore -- and hang out till everyone goes home. The contest will culminate at 9pm. Ho ho ho!